At Wieners Save Fingers, we believe safety training should be simple, effective, and memorable β and frankly, nothing sticks in the human brain quite like the combination of machinery, hot dogs, and good old-fashioned middle school humor.
For too long, corporate safety programs have relied on dry PowerPoints, laminated posters, and awkward finger-taping exercises.But letβs be honest:
Nobody remembers a slide deck.Everybody remembers a hot dog getting crushed in a hydraulic press.
Our Philosophy:π If you wouldnβt risk your wiener, donβt risk your fingers.
π Fear-based learning β but make it hilarious.
π Common sense, with condiments.What We Offer:
π΄ On-Site Safety Events (hot dog luncheons included)
π― Custom Hard Hat Stickers
π₯ Looped Hot Dog Destruction Demonstrations
π Corporate Training Packages (if HR can handle it)
π§’ Merchandise so your workforce can proudly proclaim they still have all ten fingers.Our Promise:
1. We may not be HR-approved.
2. We may not be politically correct.
3. But we will save more fingers than any laminated poster ever did.Wieners Save Fingers:
Stupid simple. Stupid effective.